Praise the Lord!

[Shiz]

After six long weeks, the curse is broken! The Naked Wife (tm) got clearance for...umm...well...[censored].

/em whistles a merry tune.

/em grins an evil grin.

:twisted:

[DinbinFanfoom]

After six long weeks, the curse is broken! The Naked Wife (tm) got clearance for...umm...well...[censored].
/em whistles a merry tune.
/em grins an evil grin.
:twisted:
Where's that 10 foot pole of non-touching? :shock:

[Draknor]

After six long weeks, the curse is broken! The Naked Wife (tm) got clearance for...umm...well...[censored].



So what in hell are you doing here posting about it? Go! :lol:

[Sagar]

After six long weeks, the curse is broken! The Naked Wife (tm) got clearance for...umm...well...[censored].



So what in hell are you doing here posting about it? Go! :lol:

Maybe he's at work and most workplaces frown on such things during business hours.

Besides, there is just NO privacy in a cubicle farm.

[Biaxin]

Hey,

Welcome back! I recently made a return to dual usage, myself. It's a good thing. :wink:

[DinbinFanfoom]

Hey,
Welcome back! I recently made a return to dual usage, myself. It's a good thing. :wink:
/em Walks around, ears covered.
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you, la la la la laaa la la la la laaaaa..."

[Lycos]

After six long weeks, the curse is broken! The Naked Wife (tm) got clearance for...umm...well...[censored].

One of the long awaited events after a child is born! Enjoy! :lol:

[Caranthir]

As a representative of the 'single and not currently getting any' crowd, I'd just like to say that I hate you all.

[Greebo]

Cue the "bwau chicka wau chika" music!

[Shiz]

I am indeed at the office, but I am posting this ex post facto. I don't want to be crude, you know.

[GravenStone]

As a representative of the 'single and not currently getting any' crowd, I'd just like to say that I hate you all.

*grumbles something about "me too"*:oops:

Although I'm working mighty damned hard to get out of that particular crowd and into my own debauched little circle. 8)

Oh, and Shiz... it's all about alternative options, man... :wink:

[Aananla]

Time to start working on baby #2? :wink:

[Shiz]

Time to start working on baby #2? :wink:

The game plan is a February 2004 conception for #2, or at least it was before she pushed out #1, screaming bloody murder. :wink:

[DinbinFanfoom]

The game plan is a February 2004 conception for #2, or at least it was before she pushed out #1, screaming bloody murder. :wink:
Women are all about mixed signals. :lol:

[Sagar]

Women are all about mixed signals. :lol:

*Boggle*

Oh.. sorry..

I first read this as "Women are all about mixed singles."

My bad :P

[Raveneye]

I first read this as "Women are all about mixed singles."

I'm only aware of one type of woman who is all about mixed singles, and if you marry her you'd best not be the jealous type. Of course, that's the type they seem to gravitate towards, and later visit in the slammer.....

[Sir Rubi]

After six long weeks, the curse is broken! The Naked Wife (tm) got clearance for...umm...well...[censored].

/em whistles a merry tune.

/em grins an evil grin.

:twisted:

Make sure to stretch first. It's no fun if you pulled a muscle :P

[DinbinFanfoom]

Make sure to stretch first. It's no fun if you pulled a muscle :P
Yes it is! Then you get to be on the bottom. :lol:

[Sagar]

I thought he got to stop pulling his muscle. :wink:

[Greebo]

I thought he got to stop pulling his muscle. :wink:
ACK! NEGATIVE VISUAL IMAGE! DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!

[Serani]

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I am not one of those in that nasty singles group.

However.

I'm still getting over things physically and it's no damn help that Rubi walks about looking too damn sexy for his own good.

It'll be a good 2 weeks before I'm cleared. And unless I want to use those disgusting latex things before the BC takes effect in my system, we're forced to wait even longer than that.

Ug.

/em goes back to concentrating on something else.

[Sir Rubi]

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I'm still getting over things physically and it's no damn help that Rubi walks about looking too damn sexy for his own good.



Oh boy, that discussion again.

Serani neglects to mention who the, um, more out of control half of this couple really is. I have a bruise on my head from the number of times I've banged my head against the wall to try to distract myself from my libido while we wait.

And unless I want to use those disgusting latex things before the BC takes effect in my system, we're forced to wait even longer than that.

Brrr. EVOL. :shock:

[Straxus]

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I'm still getting over things physically and it's no damn help that Rubi walks about looking too damn sexy for his own good.



Oh boy, that discussion again.

Serani neglects to mention who the, um, more out of control half of this couple really is. I have a bruise on my head from the number of times I've banged my head against the wall to try to distract myself from my libido while we wait.

Well, I know that waiting can be hard, so let me help you get your mind on other things.

/em slams the tavern door
/em cranks the thermostat to "warm and toasty"
/em worries that Serani and Rubi may need a place to sit, so clears off a bed
/em worries that Serani and Rubi may be thirsty, so sets out a bottle of wine and some glasses
/em thinks it's too quiet in here, so throws on some soothing music

If you need a bathroom, then use the door on the left. The door on the right is a closet that just has piles of lingerie, toys, and videos. Nothing to speak off.

So, who would you argue was more influential to Impressionism? Monet or...

/em hears a knock at the door

Oops. I forgot that I've got prior plans. I hope you two will forgive me, but I must leave you two alone for the next several hours.

Laterz~ 8)

[Sagar]

LOL

[Greebo]

Note to self:

Never, ever, ever, get on Straxus' bad side.

[Gaelrond]

As a representative of the 'single and not currently getting any' crowd, I'd just like to say that I hate you all.

Umm... yeah. Me three. :(

[Draknor]

Note to self:

Never, ever, ever, get on Straxus' bad side.

I make it a rule in life to try not to piss off people who carry sidearms. :D