Titles

[Kiir]

I figured out how to give titles on the board.

So if anyone has suggestions for other people's titles feel free to post them here, just keep them appropriate :).

[Greebo]

I figured out how to give titles on the board.

So if anyone has suggestions for other people's titles feel free to post them here, just keep them appropriate :).
How bout if we just request our OWN titles. I don't trust ... "Other people"
:wink:

[Kiir]

You already have one greebo :p too late for you :p.

There is a good reason not to trust other people mwhahaha.

[Lycos]

Sagar - The Cableless Man

Me - Married with Children, you can pick whatever.... errr maybe not! Doh! Too late!

Attriel - Kiir's Lackey :lol:

I'm thinking of more!

[attriel]

I figured out how to give titles on the board.

I love that sentence ... So short. So brief. So succint. And so incredibly inaccurate for all of that!

8)

And lets not go overboard, folks, eh?

[Lycos]

And how do you define going overboard?

[Raveneye]

Title? I don't need no steenkin' title. I'm too cool to be labeled. 8)

[Kiir]

Title? I don't need no steenkin' title. I'm too cool to be labeled. 8)

There you go raven :).

[Raveneye]

DOH! :cry:

I should have followed the golden rule :

Keep thy mouth shut when the mods speaketh!

[Aananla]

ROFL

Thank you Kiir. Made my Monday. :)

[Asharad]

So if anyone has suggestions for other people's titles feel free to post them here, just keep them appropriate :).

Appropriate sucks!

[Greebo]

And how do you define going overboard?
Quiet, Peon!

[Greebo]

Shiz's title should be "Boopsie" in honor of his familiar.

[Lycos]

Quiet, Peon!

Who asked you?

You be quiet or I'll peon you!

[Kiir]

There you go lycos the perfect parent title :).

[Lycos]

There you go lycos the perfect parent title :).

Aye! :lol:

But I only use that as the last resort.

[Shiz]

Kiir, you are the loveliest woman I have never met in person.

:twisted:

[Kiir]

Kiir, you are the loveliest woman I have never met in person.

:twisted:

And there you go shiz your title too :).

[Shiz]

And so my plan for world domination takes its next step...

[Kiir]

and cara got his title now too :). MWhahaha i'm ebil.

[Caranthir]

I did?

[Kiir]

yep

[Caranthir]

Well, it's better than 'Rampaging Ranger of Randiness.'

[Anonymous]

Ruht Roh!

Kiir is on the loose. Is no one safe from her corrupting influence??!!

If I give you a Scooby Snack (Translation: Melting Pot w/o preteen hooligans), can I get a nice title?

:wink:

[Sagar]

Titles?

Kiir is giving out titles?

Be afraid. Be Very Afraid.

[attriel]

Well, i s'pose that depends on who you are :o

[Kiir]

there you go sagar :). And I am very willing to take bribes for good titles :).

[Kiir]

Serani got her title :).

[Serani]

Woo Hoo! And I love it, too! So true. I'll have to poke him to come over here and register.

[Kiir]

Reijas has his title now too.

[Shiz]

I nominate Raveneye for the title of "Guest" ! :lol:

[Kiir]

Sir rubi has his title :).

[Sir Rubi]

Sir rubi has his title :).

Serani's toy? Cool! Does that mean I get batted around? :twisted:

[Draknor]

n00b?

I protest. I am not a n00b.

[Biaxin]

Hey,

I have several titles, already. It scares me a bit to think what the next one might be...

[Shiz]

Don't worry, Drak. N00b here is like Visitor at Stratics.

[Reijas]

So where the heck did my title come from :)

[Kiir]

Well you are a bard, and the song "and you can dance for inspiration" is running through my head so it fits somehow :p

[Greebo]

Well you are a bard, and the song "and you can dance for inspiration" is running through my head so it fits somehow :p
Except he can't dance...

[Kiir]

completely academic to the discussion.

[Raveneye]

It's OK Reijas, you can dance if you want to.

In fact:
We can leave your friends behind.
Because your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
well they're no friends of mine!
:P

[Raveneye]

I nominate Raveneye for the title of "Guest" ! :lol:

For the last time, I AM NOT A GUEST! :evil: [/b]

[Shiz]

It's OK Reijas, you can dance if you want to.

In fact:
We can leave your friends behind.
Because your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
well they're no friends of mine!
:P

I was going to post that same thing, but I couldn't recall the exact lyrics and without the exact lyrics, the joke fails.

Thanks Master Bates, sir! :twisted:
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(I know that joke is probably as old to you as "I am just joshing you" is to me, but I had to get it out of my system. Consider it now cleared.)

[Greebo]

(I know that joke is probably as old to you as "I am just joshing you" is to me, but I had to get it out of my system. Consider it now cleared.)
I get "What's up, Chuck -- VOMIT" myself... :evil:

[Asharad]

I always get "You evil bastard!" which is weird cause my name is nothing like you, evil, or bastard.

[Reijas]

Ok, just for that, you shall now face your doom!!!

ITS HIM! (http://www.tahnlu.com/nizzmo/nizzmo.swf)

[Raveneye]

(I know that joke is probably as old to you as "I am just joshing you" is to me, but I had to get it out of my system. Consider it now cleared.)

Actually, I rarely get that from stangers, probably because it could be deemed offensive and I'm not a guy people normally would choose to offend.

More often I get "Any relation to Norman?" which nets the offender an icy stare and intimidating silence.

Oh and Ash, I think "You evil bastard" must be a midwestern thing, kinda like "y'all", cause I get that alot too. Hmmmm....
You All = y'all
You Evil Bastard = y'eb
"Hey! Y'eb want something to eat? How 'bout a beer, y'eb thirsty?"

[Drax]

I always get "You evil bastard!" which is weird cause my name is nothing like you, evil, or bastard.

Yet, of all the lines, yours fits the best.

Odd, no?

[Sir Rubi]

It's OK Reijas, you can dance if you want to.

In fact:
We can leave your friends behind.
Because your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
well they're no friends of mine!
:P

Kill me later...

Men Without Hats
The Rhythm of Youth (1982)
The Safety Dance

Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
Safety-Dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
and surprise 'em with the victory cry

I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
Safety-Dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the safety dance
ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance

[Drax]

Men Without Hats
The Rhythm of Youth (1982)
The Safety Dance


Is this a bannable offense?

Please say yes. *prays

[Sir Rubi]

Men Without Hats
The Rhythm of Youth (1982)
The Safety Dance


Is this a bannable offense?

Please say yes. *prays

Well, I am.....

*points at his signature*

[Asharad]

The Safety Dance video had midgits in it. Anything with little people or monkies is cool in my book.

[Barrack]

Aye, now what shall be my title....

Quackinator?

The dude with the duck?

Minute Man? (Saying the speed I finished NWN)

:lol:

[Barrack]

Or the one that was given me works :lol:

[attriel]

Apparently you're already titled, Barrack
I see Multicoloured Ducks

:)

[Barrack]

I saw that after I had posted, get him Bob®

[ColonelSanderz]

Why Rubi, why?
*twitch*
...pain...

[Gaelrond]

/em waves at the uber-mods

Don't mind me, I'm just the new guy that Xegony spat out. Sheesh, a little too much Butcherblock Stout and I wake up 3 days and an entire server away... *rubs head*

Anyways, I'm still trying to figure who is who and who knows who and whos dating who and... and... who am I again? Oh yeah, the new guy. But until I figure everyone out, I think I'm sort of on the edge of the circle peering in.

So I thought I'd say hello...

[Straxus]

It's OK Reijas, you can dance if you want to.

In fact:
We can leave your friends behind.
Because your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
well they're no friends of mine!
:P

Kill me later...

Men Without Hats
The Rhythm of Youth (1982)
The Safety Dance



I'm thinking "Kill both of you" instead of just Rubi and "Now" instead of later. :twisted:

Now, excuse me while I go immerse myself in violent music to purge that song from the echoing corridors of my mind... :x

[Gaelrond]

Now, excuse me while I go immerse myself in violent music to purge that song from the echoing corridors of my mind...

Could have been worse... could have been Mmbop or that damned Macy Gray song... or that "What Is Love" song that plays behind Chris Kattan and Will Farrell's SNL dance club skits...

/em skips away merrily, having infected more minds with horrible music

[Sagar]

Should we rename Shiz as Sly?

As in.

Sly and the Baby Stone?

[Lycos]

Welcome Gaelrond!

You'll get a feel for what is going on pretty soon.

RL Married or soon to be married couples are:

Sagar and Miette
Attriel and Kiir
Greebo and StringLady (StringLady is not present on the board at this time.)
Rubi and Serani (Soon to be married)

Dating Couples
Drixane and Crikette (Both not on the board at this time.)

I think that is all of the important relationships at this point.

Someone jump in and correct me if I'm wrong here.

[Greebo]

Welcome Gaelrond!
I think that is all of the important relationships at this point.

Someone jump in and correct me if I'm wrong here.
You forgot Shiz and Drax.

[Shiz]

*cough*

*sputter*


*feint*

[Caranthir]

*feint*

*parry*

*thrust*

*riposte*

[Draknor]

Ho, ha ha, turn, guard, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust.

Got it.

/straightens bill

[Shiz]

Did Drak just make an obscure Daffy Duck reference?

[Draknor]

Drak did indeed. :)

[Sagar]

I almost posted that earlier, but I had to go to a meeting. :x

[Ganlron]

heh the folks with titles outnumber those of us without titles....does that mean that those without are tha special ones now? :lol:

[Kiir]

heh the folks with titles outnumber those of us without titles....does that mean that those without are tha special ones now? :lol:

Sure, but you aren't special anymore then :p

[Ganlron]

durn it, i have got to learn ta not say/write stuff like that :P

[Gaelrond]

heh the folks with titles outnumber those of us without titles....does that mean that those without are tha special ones now?

Bring on the Star-Bellied Sneeches!

[Draknor]

Bring on the Star-Bellied Sneeches!

The plain Sneeches are obviously superior.