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Quervo
25th March 2005, 11:21 AM
Obsession
A psychiatrist was conducting a group
therapy session with four young mothers and their
small children... "You all have obsessions," he
observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are
obsessed with eating. You've even named your
daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your
obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself
in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy,
gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and
whispers.

"Come on, Richard, we're leaving."


(Italics edited for PG viewing :twisted: )

Barrack
25th March 2005, 12:56 PM
Heh, I think it is a bit funnier with the editing, since it takes a moment for the name to regester.

Charinida
25th March 2005, 09:49 PM
/em has a blank look.

Oooooooh.

(remembers the name mentioned in Robocop ...)