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DinbinFanfoom
11th July 2002, 02:53 PM
You guys aren't chatty enough. WORK IT! :)
Serani
11th July 2002, 02:57 PM
No. :P
Greebo
11th July 2002, 02:58 PM
*Dances onto the stage wearing a tux...* :D

*Trips over something on the stage* :shock:

*Falls into the orchestra pit...* :oops:
Serani
11th July 2002, 02:59 PM
*Falls into the orchestra pit...*[/i] :oops:

Uh oh. StringLady's not going to be too happy about that...
Asharad
11th July 2002, 03:04 PM
"Errr...two ogres walk into a bar. The third one ducks!"

Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.
Serani
11th July 2002, 03:05 PM
/em groans and throws rotten tomatos at Asharad.

Now for a real joke.

Two blondes walk into a bar. The brunette laughs her ass off and uses the door.
DinbinFanfoom
11th July 2002, 03:10 PM
[quote="Greebo"]*Dances onto the stage wearing a tux...* :D

You have amused me. I may let you live. :lol:

I gotta say, this forum software is NICE.
Asharad
11th July 2002, 03:11 PM
Okay, okay...

Two guys, a cleric and a warrior, are wanting to camp the Froggie King. However, when they get to the bottom of Guk there are two women (a wizzy and a ranger) already camping the spawn. The men decide one of them should talk to the group already in place about sharing the spawn and so the cleric is elected.

He goes around that little corner that leads to the throneroom, but immediatly turns around and comes back.

"Aw man," says the cleric, "I can't go over there."

"Why not?" asks the warrior.

"Well, one of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

"Ye gods," says the warrior, "Okay, stay here, I'll go over and talk to them."

The warrior gets up, walks around the corner, and immediatly returns.

"What happened?" asks the cleric.

"Small world," replies the warrior.
LazyCrim
11th July 2002, 03:15 PM
LOL!!! Thanks Ash! :lol:
Sir Rubi
11th July 2002, 03:31 PM
You guys aren't chatty enough. WORK IT! :)

Work it? Sorry, I'm retired.

Well, I have been known to do a show or two on occasion.

Speaking of which... Hey Serani! When's my next show?!!

/eyes his Thong of Ro and remembers the old days at Heartwood's...
DinbinFanfoom
11th July 2002, 03:33 PM
[quote=DinbinFanfoom]
Work it? Sorry, I'm retired.
Well, I have been known to do a show or two on occasion.
Speaking of which... Hey Serani! When's my next show?!!
/eyes his Thong of Ro and remembers the old days at Heartwood's...

Excuse me while I avert my gaze. :shock:
Serani
11th July 2002, 03:41 PM
Excuse me while I avert my gaze. :shock:

No need. It's quite a nice sight, really.

/em surrepticiously wipes the drool from her chin.

Now...
Speaking of which... Hey Serani! When's my next show?!!

/eyes his Thong of Ro and remembers the old days at Heartwood's...

Those days are behind you, sweetheart. I'm sorry to say. Or, well, I'm not really sorry, but... those shows are for a one-person audience now, hon.
DinbinFanfoom
11th July 2002, 03:55 PM
Speaking of which... Hey Serani! When's my next show?!!


I will someday master the quote command...
DinbinFanfoom
11th July 2002, 03:55 PM
Speaking of which... Hey Serani! When's my next show?!!


I will someday master the quote command...
That day is HERE! :P
Raveneye
11th July 2002, 04:04 PM
OK, here ya go then:

Asharad walks into a tavern. He tells the barman to line up four ales and a huge plate of [wings] on the counter, and to please do it quickly. The barman complies, laying out the drinks and food in front of Asharad.

Asharad then proceeds to drink two tankards of the ale in quick succession, barely stopping to breathe. Next he devours the plate of [wings] in about 30 seconds, leaving nothing but gnawed bones on the plate. Finally he downs the remaining 2 tankards of ale and belches thunderously.

"Holy crap!", exclaims the barman. "What the hell would posses you to do something like that?"

Asharad looks a bit sad and says to the barman softly, "You'd eat and drink like that too if you just found out you had what I have".

The barman nods in sympathy. "Oh, that's too bad buddy, I'm sorry to hear that. So what is it you've got anyway, if you don't mind me asking?"

Asharad leans over the bar and in a hushed voice tells the barman, "Um...about 3 copper", then leaps up and runs out the tavern door.
Ganlron
11th July 2002, 04:08 PM
ROFL
Asharad
11th July 2002, 04:43 PM
hehe!

What wings?

wings?

I'd like some wings.

wings, damnit!
Raveneye
11th July 2002, 05:37 PM
/em notices Asharad forgot to hit ENTER before typing "wings damnit!" and slays him instantly with the wicked merchant-foo! :twisted:
Barrack
11th July 2002, 06:45 PM
Quack!!!



Thank you.
Lycos
12th July 2002, 09:18 AM
Is Raveneye in here? Ahhhh...

:twisted: