I want to trade for the Vikings defense

[Erudite]

Who has them? They're scoring all over the place!

Officials investigate alleged sex party on boats. (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/4983516)

Once the boats left the shore, Doyle said women started stripping for some of the players, who put down money as the women danced.

Doyle says that escalated to players giving and receiving oral sex.

So, what were the strippers doing at that point? :roll: :lowlol:

[Raveneye]

As crappy as the Vikings defense is, those strippers' behinds may be the closest those guys get to an "end zone" all season...

[Erudite]

Aww. And I thought the Cruise Ship of Pleasure was going to be my favorite story of this NFL season. But no, Carolina one-ups those amateurs in Minnesota.

Human interest like this brings a tear to my eye. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124)

Drunk lesbian cheerleaders and barfights. It just doesn't get any better than that!

[Raveneye]

See, their big mistake was chosing the ladies room for their activity, thus shutting down a stall and pissing off the patrons. Had they got it on in the MENS room, not only would they have been able to go at it all night, but they would have gained much exuberant encouragement and possibly some cash as well. :smile: